What the Eff is wrong with cyclists? Is it just Canberra? Are we doomed to forever suffer the idiocy of the lycra clad buffoon's riding two and three abreast through blind corners?! Usually it's the cotter loop which I know really well, so I can handle the idiots, but I was out in Nass Valley and coming up to a blind corner on a road I am travelling for the first time, there's two of these frickin turkey's riding side by side, taking up the ENTIRE lane (no sh!t) and talking to one another?! WTF? Do they want to DIE? Do they not realise that their lycra panties aren't going to save them when a 200kg bike going at 140kmh collides with them? What if I was a few minutes later and they were jsut through the corner, and I was coming around it? I feel like I handled it well - I waited 'til I got up behind them, smashed the horn, got next to them, flung up the two finger forks and blasted my way outta there.... okay, slightly tacky and I know it doesn't do much for our reputation, but my blood was BOILING. I contemplated pulling up in front of them, getting off and asking them what the hell they thought they were doing - and I am a pretty calm person normally. Bike riders (bicycles) are the absolute bane of my existance. is it just me? Is it just Canberra? I am SO sick of these donkeys in lycra acting like idiots on our roads. And yes, it's not 'all bike cyclists' - it's just ninety nine point nine nine percent of them.