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Crusty Old Biker :)

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by robsalvv, Jul 6, 2007.

  1. A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a Tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

    CHEESEBURGER: $1.50

    CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50

    HANDJ0B: $10.00

    Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one oFf the three exceptionally attractive women serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.

    "Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

    "I was wondering," whispers the biker, "are you the young Lady who gives the hand-jobs?"

    "Yes," she purrs, "I am."

    The old biker replies "Well wash your hands, I want a f#%king cheeseburger."



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