A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a Tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: CHEESEBURGER: $1.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50 HANDJ0B: $10.00 Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one oFf the three exceptionally attractive women serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers. "Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?" "I was wondering," whispers the biker, "are you the young Lady who gives the hand-jobs?" "Yes," she purrs, "I am." The old biker replies "Well wash your hands, I want a f#%king cheeseburger."