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Cowboy Boots

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by 2wheelsagain, Apr 21, 2007.

  1. An elderly couple is vacationing in the West. Sam always wanted a
    pair of authentic cowboy boots.

    Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home,
    walking proudly.

    He walks into their room and says to his wife "Notice anything
    different, Bessie?"

    Bessie looks him over, "Nope."

    Sam says excitedly "Come on Bessie, take a good look.
    Notice anything different about me?"

    Bessie looks again, "Nope."

    Frustrated, Sam storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks
    back into the room completely naked except for his boots. Again he
    asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different?"

    Bessie looks up and says "Sam, what's different? Its hanging down
    today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again

    Furious, Sam yells, "And do you know why it is hanging down, Bessie?
    It's hanging down because its looking at my new boots!!!"

    Bessie replies "Should'a bought a hat, Sam"
  2. ahhh wat a joke