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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Viscera99, Sep 9, 2012.

  1. Little Dave and Mike - twin brothers - were bored on Saturday so decided to see if they could sneak into a movie. They found themselves in a cinema showing an R16 flick.

    At the end of the movie, their eyes had been opened to the wonderfull world of some great new words that they had never encountered before. They decided to try out some of these words.

    At breakfast The following morning, Dave and Mike sat down at the table. Mum asked Dave what he wanted for breakfast.

    "Fuck it mum, today i'm gonna have some fucken cornflakes."

    Mum wastes no time belting him upside the head and balls him out. "How dare you!, go to your room and don't come out until you've had a good think about what you've done!"

    Mum then turns to Mike. "What do you want for breakfast Mike?"

    Mike looks at mum in terror. "Don't worry mum, I know better, 'cos I sure as fuck don't want any of those mother fucken cornflakes."
  2. Lols. I was always a rice bubbles man myself....
  3. weetbix breafst food of champions