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Cop on horseback

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by takagawa, Jan 13, 2005.

  1. One day, this cop on horseback was on his rounds when he came around to a little girl on her bike.
    "Nice bike, did Santa bring this for you?", he says.
    "Yup", she replies, "Sure did!"
    The cop then issues a $5 ticket for a safety violation, "Next time, tell Santa to put a reflector on the back of it."
    The little girl then looks up and says, "Nice horse, did Santa bring this for you?"
    The cop chuckles, 'Yes, he sure did'.
    She replies, 'Next time, tell Santa that the dick is supposed to go underneath the horse, not on top.'

  2. Nice joke...for some reason i picture the little girl being from that natural confectionary company commercial. You know the one when the dad comes in and starts chopping the jellies. "No dad, not the dinosaur".
  3. I also wonder it's the same little girl who went to the pet shop to buy some mice for her python.
  4. funny stuff