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cop and little girl

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by thecptn, Dec 6, 2006.

  1. A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little
    girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.
    "Nice bike," the cop said. "Did Santa bring it to you?"
    "Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"
    The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation
    and said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."
    The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you've got
    there sir. Did Santa bring it to you?"
    "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
    The little girl looked up at the cop and said,
    "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."

  2. LOL

    Sweet... got a new joke to tell people :grin:
  3. Haha......gotta remember that one
  4. Another joke about a cop and a little girl:

    A cop walks up to a little girl who's standing on the side of the road, crying. He says "what's wrong sweet heart, why are you crying?" She explains how her father was hit by a car and that her mother, in her unthinking rush to get help had left the little girl there all by herself, with nobody around for miles. "On top of that" she said "I bruised my knee because I fell over just before." The officer unzipped his pants and said "shit, it's really not your lucky day is it?"
  5. ^^^jimma, that is basically the joke Bluey had deleted from his thread as "inappropriate".

    Hilarious though :grin: