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Cool REAL Signs!

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by roundman58, Nov 26, 2005.

  1. At a radiator shop (A-1 Radiator)
    "Best Place in Town to take a Leak"

    Sign over a gynecologist's office
    "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

    On a Plumbers truck:
    "We repair what your husband tried to fix."

    On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania:
    "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

    Pizza shop slogan:
    "7 days without pizza makes one weak."

    At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
    "Invite us to your next blowout"

    Door of a plastic surgeon's office:
    "Hello. Can we pick your nose or would you rather do it"

    At a laundry shop: "How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot.
    Would that be satisfactory?"

    At a towing company:
    "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

    On an electrician's truck
    "Let us remove your shorts."

    In a non-smoking area:
    "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

    On a maternity room door:
    "Push. Push. Push."

    At an optometrist's office:
    "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

    On a taxidermist's window:
    "We really know our stuff."

    In a podiatrist's office:
    "Time wounds all heels."

    On a fence:
    "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

    At a car dealership:
    "The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."

    Outside a muffler shop:
    "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."

    In a veterinarian's waiting room:
    "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

    At the electric company:
    "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be."

  2. Outside a chiropractor's office:

    "You bend 'em,
    We mend 'em..."
  3. Outside a house of ill-repute,

    "Come again. :D :D :D "