Salesman: Yes mate. Me: I've come to have a look at the (insert model of bike). SM: It's over there. Me: Are there any options or factory accessories? SM: Dunno. Me: What are the service intervals? SM: Dunno. Me: Mind if I sit on it? SM: (From desk) No, mate. Go for your life. Some time later. SM: Lot to look at, isn't there? (Doesn't offer me test ride on registered demo) Me: Yes. (Leaves shop, goes elsewhere and bought myself a new BMW).