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Convent Meeting

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by rourkster, Mar 23, 2007.

  1. Mother Superior gathered all the nuns together for a meeting. She told them gravely
    "Sisters, we have a case of gonorrhea in the convent."

    An older nun standing at the back said
    "Thank God for that. I'm sick of chardonnay."
  2. And the next meeting at the convent went somehting like this:

    Mother Superior gathers all 100 nuns in the convent together for a special meeting after breakfast.

    She get up and addresses them, "It appears that one of of sisters has been engaging is sexual activity!"

    99 nuns go: "Oooooh!"
    1 nun goes: "Tee Hee Hee"

    Mother Superior the says, "See, I found this used condom in the common room this morning" and she holds up a used condom on the end of a pen.

    99 nuns go: "Oooooh!"
    1 nun goes: "Tee Hee Hee"

    Mother superior then goes on to say, "But what our recalcitrant sister doesn't know is that this particular condom is ripped!"

    99 nuns go: "Tee Hee Hee"
    1 nun faints.
  3. good one pete