Please pardon the tone of this thread, but what the fcuk is going on? I have heard all the stories about how cool motocycles are. How it makes members of the opposite sex (or the same sex if that way inclined) weak at the knees. How it makes an individuals hotness level go up by over 377%. How it makes children see you on the street and want to be just like that. How one suddenly looks richer, tougher, just downright more desirable. And this was fine while I had a girlfriend. But now that Im single, i wanna know where the hell my swedish supermodel is? Isnt this part of the entitlements when you get your license? Or do I have to apply for one? Should I start a lobby group?