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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Portagrug, Aug 20, 2012.

  1. A Woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

    Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.

    The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the boy is in there already.

    The little boy says, "Dark in here"

    The man says, "Yes, yes it is"

    Boy: "I have a baseball"
    Man: "That's nice"
    Boy: "you want to buy it?"
    Man: "No, Thanks."
    Boy: "My dads out there"
    Man: "Ok, How much"
    Boy: "$250"

    In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.

    Boy: "Dark in here"
    Man: "yes, yes it is"
    Boy: "I have a base ball glove"
    The man remembers the last time and asks the boy "How much?"
    Boy: "$750"
    Man: "Sold".

    A few days later the dad says to the boy, "Grab your glove, lets go outsie for a game of catch"

    The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove"

    The dad asks, "how much did you sell them for?"

    The boy replies, "$1000"

    The dad says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that.. that is way more than those things cost. I'm taking you to church for confession!"

    They go to the church and the Dad makes the little boy sit in the confessional booth and closes the door...

    The boy says, "Dark in here"
    The priest says, "Don't start that shot again; you're in my closet now!"

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  2. Haha. Didn't see that coming :)
  3. A golden oldie.... :p
  4. Hahaha. I love it.