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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by HB, Feb 4, 2012.

  1. Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms.
    They would become fashionable and companies would probably advertise more openly.

    * Nike Condoms :::: Just do it

    * Toyota Condoms :::: Oh what a feeling

    * Ford Condoms :::: The ride of your life

    * Optus Condoms :::: Yes!

    * Duracell Condoms :::: Keep going & going & going

    * Pringles Condoms :::: Once you pop you can't stop

    * Hyundai Condoms :::: All day, every day

    * Tip Top Condoms :::: Good onya mum
    (available in Tasmania only)

    * Panasonic Condoms :::: Even more than you expected

    * VB Condoms :::: As a matter of fact, I've got one now

    * Swan Lager Condoms :::: They said you'd never make it

    * Vegemite Condoms :::: Puts a rose in every cheek

    * Levi Condoms :::: Do you fit the legend?

    * Nescafe Condoms :::: It brings you together.

    The following brands wouldn't sell so well.....

    * Goodyear Condoms :::: If it only saves you once a year.

    * RTA Condoms :::: Speed kills

    * Nobby's Condoms :::: Nibble Nobby's Nuts

    * Bolle Condoms :::: Put them on your face

    * Aussie Homeloans Condoms :::: We'll save you

    * "Gillard" Condom::::

    Sorry it's too late you' v e already been s crewed!!!!! .
  2. Yep .. used to have that on a T Shirt 8-[8-[
  3. Of course you would=D>
  4. But, umm: wouldn't that hurt? I mean, NIBBLE? ouch!

    Too each their own, I guess: I keep hearing about... weird people on teh Interwebz!