I was on the train last night (the Hurstbridge line for those of you in Melbournia) and was doing a little light reading while going to attend an evening of concert music. The train pulls in to a station and a guy pushes a 125cc scooter straight into the carriage. He pulls it up on the centrestand, puts his bicycle helmet on the handlebars, sits down and hits the keyring to alarm the thing. The train pulls away and the only other guy in the carriage with me turns and looks at me with a what the -?! look on his face, totally confused, not even amazed, just gobsmacked, as if someone had just pushed a motor vehicle onto the train. As the train came into the next station it falls off the centrestand (as it would! it's on a moving train!) and he nonchalantly picks it up and leans it against the driver's door - the one marked 'DO NOT OBSTRUCT THIS DOOR' and sits back down again and stares out the window. The best part (if any of this can be said to outrank any other in the LOLstakes) is that he gets off after only FOUR STOPS and rides away! Mind. Blown.