Photo: General Peter Cosgrove, AC MC Chief of the Defence Force Australia An email sent to me a few days ago made me laugh. I didnâ€™t hear the interview so I donâ€™t know whether itâ€™s true or not, but it does sound very much like our ABC! Regardless of how you feel about gun laws youâ€™ve got to love this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of ABC interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military headquarters. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base? GENERAL COSGROVE: Weâ€™re going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! Thatâ€™s a bit irresponsible, isnâ€™t it? GENERAL COSGROVE: I donâ€™t see why, theyâ€™ll be properly supervised on the rifle range. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Donâ€™t you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children? GENERAL COSGROVE: I donâ€™t see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But youâ€™re equipping them to become violent killers. GENERAL COSGROVE: Well, Maâ€™am, youâ€™re equipped to be a prostitute, but youâ€™re not one, are you? The radio went silent and the interview ended.