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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by dosborne, Dec 13, 2005.

  1. I work in the dairy industry and this was sent to me today as part of a daily update as to what is happening in dairy. I thought I'd share.

    A US woman planned to kill four men to steal what she thought was a block of cocaine. It was white cheese. She also goofed up in her choice of hit man. He was an undercover policeman.

    Jessica Sandy Booth, 18, of Memphis faces four charges of attempted murder after allegedly conspiring to steal the cheese and kill its owners.
    Alerted to the plot, police arranged a meeting between Booth and the undercover officer who gave her some nonfunctioning handguns and bought ammunition for her because she was too young.

    "Four men were going to lose their lives over some cheese," said Tennessee policeman, Lt. Jeff Clark.
  2. cooooool :LOL:
  3. cracking good cheese grommit!
  4. Boy, I bet she was cheesed off when she found out...
  5. :LOL: