A young fellow walks into a bar and sits on a stool in front of the barman. Barman: So what'll it be? Fellow: Give me six shots of bourbon. Pours the first, dude downs it,second shot, downs it, third , fourth, fifth, ditto. While pouring the sixth... Barman: So what's the occasion? Downs the last shot. Fellow: My first blowjob! Barman: that's awesome man...have another, my treat. Fellow: Thanks, but it still won't get the taste of c0ck outta my mouth.