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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by randy_rider, May 17, 2005.

  1. 1969 Dodge Charger
    Orange, numbers on doors, Confederate flag on roof, doors welded shut, hence £675

    GMC van, black, red stripe up side, £500.
    Also, large jewellery-clad angry black man, ain't going on no plane fool, hence £45.
    Ageing cigar chewing commander, loves it when plan comes together, £55.
    Baseball cap wearing helicopter pilot, slightly howlin' mad, hence £35.
    Swoopy haired smoothy, £60.
    Or £175 the set, will include pointless journalist woman for free

    Pontiac Trans Am, black, auto, air-con, forward facing brake light, turbo boost, ejector seats,
    indestructible. Irritatingly smartarse voice in dash, hence £250.

    Stuntman for hire: Might fall from a tall building, roll brand new car etc. Never spent much time
    in school, but taught ladies plenty, hire my body out for pay, ahey, hey. Call 093 48382 439201
  2. I piddy da foooollll sucker !