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classic blonde joke

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by es, Sep 5, 2005.

  1. Two bored casino dealers were waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.

    She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude". With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!”

    As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed..."YES! YES! I WON, I WON!” She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumfounded.

    Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching".

    (Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.)

  2. you listening skuff???
  3. er... Eswen.
    The *last* time *you* posted that joke wasn't the first time it had been posted here....
  4. Didn't you already post this ?
  5. probably. but its still funny!
  6. Are you sure ure not blonde eswen, only a blonde would post a blonde joke twice.

    Ok so maybe I haven't learnt my lesson about having opinions
  7. oh well. I have lots of other blonde jokes! (ive probably posted them before too :p)

    Once a Blonde and a brunette were watching the news when they saw a man at the top of a building threatening to jump off. The Brunette said "I bet you fifty bucks he's going to jump off, what do you say?" The Blonde said "sure," They watched carefully for 10 minutes when the man jumps off. The Blonde hands over the 50 bucks and says "good job," The brunette looks guilty and says "I'm sorry, here's your fifty bucks back, I saw the earlier showing and I knew the man was going to jump off," then blonde says "don't worry, I saw it too, I just didn't think he'd do it again,"
  8. mmmm, maybe she's just having a "blonde moment"

    or, as my daughter says, "Is that your natural hair colour?"
  9. What's a blonde with a brunette colour rinse? Artificial intelligence.