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Clarkson Quotes

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by gegvasco, Nov 22, 2007.

  1. Apologies if posted before. Personal favourites in bold.



     
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  2. Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what... BEING STABBED?"

    hope so...i want one!!
     
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  3. Hahaa, had a great laugh.
     
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  4. Love it.

    He's a wanker, but my kind of wanker.
     
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  5. Saw one the other day that made me piss myself, it was something like:

    "The 911's dashboard is a complete mess. If I filled my mouth with all these bulbs, buttons and dials, and then sneezed, they'd come out in a more logical order."
     
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  6. I like this one.

    and so true.
     
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  7. :LOL: :LOL: great read.
    Yes the man might be a wanker, but at least he's a funny wanker.
     
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  8. On SBS's upcoming Aussie Top Gear series:

    "Top Gear host Jeremy Clarkson said: “I'm delighted that Top Gear is going to Australia. Maybe the first guest could be Jonny Wilkinson.â€"

    http://tinyurl.com/ytlspt
     
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  9. i like him more than i like sammy newman. i see him as the sammy newman of the car scene, but with a personality. his comments are gold, and i listen to what he ahs to say about cars to be honest as he seems to tell it how it is as opposed to making shit smell like roses.
     
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  10. Are you *deliberately* asking for a belting? Newman is to Clarkson as Winehouse is to Aguilera.
     
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  11. Are you saying sam newman should go to rehab?
     
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  12. They're both dirty skanks?
     
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  13. As eloquent, pertinent and emphatic as the statement may be, I'm far too hairy-chested and laden with manliness to understand it... Would slipping into a dress help? Perhaps you could lend me one, Loz?

    :wink:
     
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  14. forgive me if I am wrong but if you are refering to sam newman as in the football personality...
    That POMS Simply deservs a cricket bat to the head.
     
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  15. Do you really think he'd notice? :LOL:
     
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  17. G'day everyone,.....

    What time is Top Gear on?


    Dr Who?
     
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  18. Whenever you get Bittorrent and download the episodes.

    Or 7.30 Saturday nights on SBS.
     
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  19. ANd there's that Ewen McGregor show after where they ride around the world on their bikes, good sat nite viewing if you ain't going out
     
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  20. hahaha, from the latest episode of TG:

    Jeremy Clarkson (JC)
    James Blunt (J8)

     
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