Chuck Norris can drown a fish Chuck norris can slam a revolving door Chuck Norris does not hunt. The word Hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. Chuck Norris was originally cast as the lead character in the TV series 24, but was replqaced by the procuders when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes 37 seconds. Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face in the world. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite him holding just a Joker, a get out of jail free card, a 7 of spades, a 3 of clubs and a green #4 Uno card. Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'. Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune, and was the first to spin. The next 29 mins of the show consisted of everyone standing around waiting for the wheel to stop. When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, hes telling you how many seconds you have left to live. Giraffs were created when Chuck Norris upper-cut a horse. Chuck Norris doesn't know where you live, but he knows where you will die. Chuck Norris has only one hand - the upper hand. When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off. Chuck Norris never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.