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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by OzzyDevil, Dec 20, 2012.

  1. WOMAN told her husband, “I had the strangest dream last night. It was Christmas, and our tree was decorated with all kinds of penises. White ones, black ones, circumcised and uncircumcised, big and small. And on the top of the tree was the perfect penis.”

    Her hubby said, “That one was mine, wasn’t it?”

    “Sorry, honey, it wasn’t.”

    Hubby replied, “You know, it’s weird, but I had almost the exact same dream. A Christmas tree decorated with pussies – shaved and unshaved, thin and thick lips, scented and unscented, and the one on the top was the perfect pussy.”

    The wife giggled and said, “I suppose the one on the top was mine.”

    “Nope,” he laughed. “Yours was holding up the tree.”
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