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Christmas songs for the disordered

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by nil_orally, Dec 20, 2005.

  1. Schizophrenia - Do you hear what I hear?

    Multiple Personality Disorder - We three kings disoriented are

    Amnesia - I don't know if I'll be home for Christmas

    Narcissistic - Hark, the herald angels sing about me

    Manic - Deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and stores and office and town and cars and buses and trucks and trees and fire hydrants and . . .

    Paranoid - Santa Claus is coming to get me

    Borderline Personality Disorder - Thoughts of roasting on an open fire

    Personality Disorder - You better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout, maybe I'll tell you why

    Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells . . .

    Agoraphobia - I heard the bells on Christmas Day but wouldn't leave my house

    Autistic - Jingle Bell Rock and rock and rock and rock . . .

    Senile Dementia - Walking in a winter wonderland miles from my house in my slippers and robe

    Oppositional Defiant Disorder - I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus so I burned down the house

    Social Anxiety Disorder - Have yourself a merry little Christmas while I sit here and hyperventilate