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Christmas prayers

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Bluey, Dec 22, 2005.

  1. FEMALE PRAYER

    Before I lay me down to sleep,
    I Pray for a man, who's not a creep,
    One who's handsome, smart and strong,
    One who loves to listen long.

    One who thinks before he speaks,
    One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

    I Pray he's gainfully employed,
    When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
    Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
    Massages my back and begs to do more.

    Oh!!! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind???"

    I Pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best
    friend.

    Amen.

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    MALE PRAYER


    I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a fishing boat.

    This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.



    Amen.
     
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  2. FEMALE PRAYER

    Before I lay me down to sleep,
    I Pray for a man, who's not a creep,
    One who's handsome, smart and strong,
    One who loves to listen long.

    if he is he is Gay

    One who thinks before he speaks,
    One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

    I Pray he's gainfully employed,
    When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
    Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
    Massages my back and begs to do more.

    yep he's got to be gay

    Oh!!! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind???"

    Fat fcuking chance any man knows the answer to that one !!


    I Pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best
    friend.

    Amen.

    i am feeling nausious now

    ................................................................

    MALE PRAYER


    I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a fishing boat.

    This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

    Hellaluhah brother
     
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  3. asking santa for something is one thing ..... asking for a miracle........ is another thing ... dont b *ukin greedy
     
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  4. Yup, reckon women are asking a bit much there.
     
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  5. thats true ............ bluey ............. and i cant spread my self around that much .......... lmfao
     
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  6. The maiden's prayer

    Now I lay me down to sleep
    I pray The Lord a man for keeps
    If there's a man beneath my bed
    I pray he's heard each word I've said.
     
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  7. I saw this thread title and though maybe Hornet had offered to bless our bikes for the Christmas holidays or something... :LOL:

    safe riding anyway. :)
     
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  8. I haven't, but I can. However I must warn you that if you can't ride, it won't help one little bit :LOL: :LOL:
     
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