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Chinese Wedding Night

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by DOH, Nov 28, 2008.

  1. A young Chinese couple get married. She's a virgin and truth be told he is a virgin too but she doesn't know that.

    On their wedding night she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness.

    He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. 'My darring' he whispers. 'I know dis you firss time and you berry flighten. I pomise you I give you anyting you want to do anyting – juss anyting you want. You juss ask. Whachu want?' he says trying to sound experienced and worldly which he hopes will impress her.

    A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.

    She eventually shyly whispers back 'I wan to try somting I have hear about from odda girls... Numbaa 69.'

    More thoughtful silence this time from him. Eventually in a puzzled tone he asks her.... 'You want...... Garlic Chicken wif snow peas?'
  2. Why would two Chinese people be talking to each other in English with 70s Chinese accents?

  3. the same reason there an elephant in a bar?

    because its a joke :cool: