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Chinese Proverbs

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Azz, Jul 19, 2006.

  1. Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
    Man who run in front of car get tyred.
    Man who run behind car get exhausted.
    Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
    Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
    Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
    Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
    Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
    Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
    Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
    War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
    Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
    Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
    It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
    Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
    Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
    Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
    Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
    Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
    Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
    eswen is the most awesome chick ever... w00t

    you can take all this time to make them bold but you cant change the title from all caps?

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  2. Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.

    Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.<the girls at work told me this!

    Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

    Boy who go to sleep with hard problem wake up with solution in hand.

    Girl who sit on jockeys lap get hot tip.

    Girl who sits on Judge's lap get honorable discharge.

    Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.

    Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants.

    Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.

    Man who smoke pot choke on handle.

    Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.

    Man who loves and loses, have not right lawyer.

    Man who pushes piano down mine shaft get A flat miner.

    Television never replace old reliable key hole.

    Man who put head on railroad track get splitting headache.

    Girl who do back spring on bedspring have offspring next spring.

    Man who stutters has a lot to say.

    It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.

    Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.

    Learn to masturbate- It'll come in handy.

    Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands.

    He who eats too many prunes, sits on potty many moons

    Man who make love to girl on hill...he not on level.
  3. Optometrist who fall into vat of molten glass make spectacle of himself......
  4. Lady who fly upside down in plane have big crack up.
  5. Do unto others before they do unto to you.