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Children's Books That Never Made It

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Milos, Aug 29, 2005.

  1. 1. You Are Different and That's Bad
    2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
    3. Dad's New Wife Robert
    4. Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share
    5. Hammers, Screwdrivers, and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
    6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
    7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
    8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
    9. All Cats Go to Hell
    10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
    11. Some Kittens Can Fly
    12. That's It, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
    13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
    14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
    15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
    16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
    17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
    18. Whining, Kicking, and Crying to Get Your Way
    19. You Were an Accident
    20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
    21. Pop! Goes the Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
    22. The Man in the Moon is Actually Satan
    23. Your Nightmares Are Real
    24. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
    25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
    26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
    27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
    28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

  2. I've always been a fan of:

    Controlling The Playground: Respect Through Fear.

    :LOL: :LOL:
  3. I must have had bad friends because they were able to tell me these stories from the top of their heads with out reading. i only learnt how to do that when i had to start appearing in court to fight those allergations. :oops: 8) :LOL:
  4. As a teacher, and a part-time teacher/librarian, I can hardly begin to tell you how funny that list really is.
  5. You left out "The cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils"........
  6. HEY MILOS, how's the nicotine-abstention programme going???????