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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by gsxr1000, Apr 5, 2005.

  1. A chicken farmer went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a woman patron and orders a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"

    He turned to her and said, "What a coincidence. This is a special day for me; I'm celebrating."
    "This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!," says the woman.

    What a coincidence," says the man. They clinked glasses and he asked,"What are you celebrating?"
    "My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynaecologist told me I'm pregnant!"

    "What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile."
    "That's great!" says the woman, "how did your chickens become fertile?"
    " I switched c@(ks," he replied.

    "What a coincidence," she said