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Chicken Farming

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by jd, Jul 13, 2007.

  1. A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going to
    give up the city life, move to the country, and become a chicken farmer.
    He found a nice, used chicken farm, which he bought. Turns out that his
    next door neighbor was also a chicken farmer. The neighbor came for a
    visit one day and said, "Chicken farming isn't easy. Tell you what. To
    help you get started, I'll give you 100 chickens."

    The new chicken farmer was thrilled. Two weeks later the new neighbor
    stopped by to see how things were going. The new farmer said, "Not too
    good. All 100 chickens died."

    The neighbor said, "Oh, I can't believe that. I've never had any trouble
    with my chickens. I'll give you 100 more."

    Another two weeks went by, and the neighbor stops in again. The new
    farmer says, "You're not going to believe this, but the second 100
    chickens died too."

    Astounded, the neighbor asked, "what went wrong? What did you do to

    Well, says the new farmer, "I'm not sure whether I'm planting them too
    deep or not far apart enough."
  2. hehehe :grin:
  3. ditto, 2Wheels.... classic, the best ones are the ones that sneak up on ya!