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Chicken Farmer

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by echoball, Sep 14, 2007.

  1. A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.
    The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"
    "What a coincidence," the farmer says, "This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating."
    "This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!" says the woman.
    "What a coincidence" says the man. As they clinked glasses the farmer asked, "What are you celebrating?"
    "My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynaecologist told me that I'm pregnant!"
    "What a coincidence," says the man ... "I'm a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs."
    "That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"
    "I used a different cock," he replied.
    The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence"

  2. *giggle, giggle*