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Changing a light Bulb - forum life

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Davo, Mar 26, 2007.

  1. Found this just now.

    How many motorcyclists does it take to change a light bulb?

    1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

    14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

    7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

    6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...

    another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

    2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

    15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

    19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb forum

    11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

    36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

    5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs

    15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and their own light bulbs

    7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

    4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

    13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

    5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

    4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

    13 to say "do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

    1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that George W. isn't the brightest bulb.

    4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.

    1 moderator to lock the light bulb thread.

    1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
  2. So true... :LOL:
  3. So true and so posted on here about 4 times in the last three years.
  4. Good one Davo. :LOL:
  5. How many Zen Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

    None...... If it's dark, its meant to be.....................

  6. Each line truer than the last. Funny stuff :LOL:
  7. How many members of Jet and Wolfmother does it take to change a light bulb??

    None, the Stones and Zeppelin did it already in the 70's...

    :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
  8. How many Psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?
    Just the one, but it will take a long time, and the bulb has to really want to change.

    How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
    None. That's a hardware problem.

    How many Generals does it take to change a light bulb?
    1,000,001: One to change the bulb, and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.

    How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
    Fifty-one: One to install the new bulb, and fifty to figure what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.

    How many mathematical logicians does it take to replace a lightbulb?
    None: They can't do it, but they can prove that it can be done.

    How many TV evangelists does it take to change a lightbulb?
    One. But for the message of hope to continue to go forth, send in your donation today.

    How many Webmasters does it take to change a lightbulb?
    404 (Not found)

    How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    Two, but they have to be very small.

    How many Chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?
    One, but he has to do it in 12 visits.

    How many Church ladies does it take to change a light bulb?
    Four, one to change the bulb and three to bring refreshments.

    How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
    Such number as would be deemed necessary to perform the
    aforementioned task in a timely and efficient manner.
  9. How many country and western musicians?

    1 to change the light bulb, 99 to sing about how good the old one was.
  10. You know what happens when you play a Country song backwards??

    You dog comes back to life, your wife comes home, your pick-up truck is fixed and you get your job back... :LOL:
  11. 1 forum member to summarize it all :LOL:
  12. with your statements all true and deemed by my good self to be important... should have been in "Off Topic Stuff"

  13. You forgot the 16 others to ask for the 'Top 15 Light bulbs' feature to be returned.
  14. :applause: ^^^^ :applause: