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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by iwantabiggerbike, Oct 7, 2005.


    A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite
    her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time
    the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more
    amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained
    to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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    The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
    what he had to say for himself.
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    The man replied, "Well your Honour, it was like this: When the lady got on
    the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a
    sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are Coming' and I grinned." "Then
    she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the
    swelling", and I had to smile." "Then she placed herself under a deodorant
    sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly
    contain myself." "BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat
    under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this
    Accident'... I just lost it." :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: