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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Bangr, Sep 2, 2007.
Keep still, this butt plug isn't lubed
They told me that joining the the 2 man toboggan team would mean I would have to be close to my team mate. But we last raced the 2000 Winter Olympics.
Be a good boy and I will share my icecream.
What are you doing back there? Are you really a Doctor?
"you said you had a choc tip!"
Doh! I thought you said ice cream not I'll scream!
Considering the Choc Top puns that were happening left right and centre that night. This is priceless!!
:demon: Was a good night, thanks for the lovin Bangr
It's not r@pe if you yell "Surprise!".
"magic magic magic"
Nuh really, this isn't what it looks like!
"what can i say? i stacked all my other bikes"
" and just then my dad walked in and well, David isn't welcome at my place anymore...."
This is what he gets for not giving my change back, and I'm holding his cornetto for ramsome
"Hmmm.....this soft-serve vending machine only has chocolate and I wanted vanilla."
"i told him he'd at least have to buy me dinner first..... I don't think a choc top counts...."
I'm still getting that lollypop, aren't I mister? :-s
Hey! You said you had a puppy!
Where? I can't see a caterpillar down there. :?
So where's the icecream holder? :-k