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Caption this...

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by nice2Bnaked, May 12, 2007.

  1. I was going through all my old traffic tickets and records... I have found most of them. I am not proud :wink: and will have to change my ways when I get the liscence back, in september, after losing it for over 2 years, thanks to the judge who reduced the loss dramatically. Caption this, if you will...


  2. I keep all my receipts, hope these are tax deductable.
  3. Searching for the winning Lotto ticket, Bill found something altogether different......
  4. Now where did I put that cat litter tray??
  5. "Just twelve more months and I'll have enough to wallpaper the nursery"
  6. Who needs the three seashells?
  7. "No worries mate...I'll just move to Qld, & they'll wipe it clean..."
    (I did,& they did... :grin:)
  8. I thought a bike would be fun, but I didn't count on the paperwork. :?
  9. ooooh red letter day.... :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
  10. (nelson) HA ha!
  11. :LOL: :LOL:
  12. "yep, it's about time I go out and get me a car..."
  13. oh but it wasn't a quote. not technically!!
  14. Speeding kills trees
  15. " and i havent even made it past 3rd gear!"
  16. hehehe,
    you goose .... I hope Dad doesnt browse this site.
  17. oh man.....now i get it!!!!

    oh wait ive got it!!

    Im sorry officer........ i didnt' know i couldn't do that.
  18. "Ill just put it on my tab officer"