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Captain Aussie

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Tweetster, Jul 29, 2009.

  1. Two bananas are in a locker room taking a shower after their bowling class in Melbounre, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his ass.
    If you do not mind me saying,' stated the second, 'that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why don't you take it out?'
    I regret I cannot', lamented the first banana. 'It is permanently stuck in my arse! I do not understand,' said the other.

    'The first banana says, 'I was walking along Russell Street and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an Australian Flag attire with a white beard and Akubra hat came boiling out.

    He said, 'I am Captain Aussie, the Genie. I can grant you one wish.'

    I said, 'No shit?'

  2. This is going to sound PC here but why are the two guys 'Arab Terrorists' and the genie an Australian Nationalist?
  3. .. I have no idea!!...it's how I received it!!. It it offends, i'm sure it can be changed to something more (or less :demon: ) PC!! :wink:
  4. It can be made anything and still lead to the same punch line. Seems a bit of a thinly veiled racial attack (not by you, just in general) masked as an otherwise base joke.

    But then again I am probably just reading too much into this :p
  5. ...chill pill required??...... :p
  6. I guess Aussie terrorist doesn't have the same ring to it... :wink:

    I've recieved the same joke in an email but it was a couple of aussie bogans instead of arabs.