Two bananas are in a locker room taking a shower after their bowling class in Melbounre, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his ass. If you do not mind me saying,' stated the second, 'that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why don't you take it out?' I regret I cannot', lamented the first banana. 'It is permanently stuck in my arse! I do not understand,' said the other. 'The first banana says, 'I was walking along Russell Street and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an Australian Flag attire with a white beard and Akubra hat came boiling out. He said, 'I am Captain Aussie, the Genie. I can grant you one wish.' I said, 'No shit?'