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Can of paint

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by midnight, Jul 26, 2005.

  1. A young newly wed couple wanted to join a church. The reverend
    told them, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You
    abstain from sex for one whole month."

    The couple agreed and after two-and-a-half weeks returned to
    the Church. When the Pastor ushers them into his office, the wife is
    and the husband obviously very depressed.

    "You are back so soon... Is there a problem?" the Reverend inquired.

    "We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to
    Abstain from sex for the required month...." the young man replied

    The Reverend asked him what happened. "Well, the first week was
    difficult.... However, we managed to abstain through sheer willpower.

    The second week was terrible, but with the use of prayer, we
    managed to abstain."

    "However, the third week was unbearable. We tried cold showers,
    prayer,reading from the Bible.... anything to keep our minds off carnal
    thoughts. One afternoon, my wife reached for a can of paint and
    dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust
    and had
    my way with her right then and there." Admitted the man,

    "You understand this means you will not be welcome in our
    church," stated the Reverend.

    "We know." said the young man, hanging his head. "We're not
    welcome at Bunnings either."