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Campbelltown Flood Appeal

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Matchstick01, Feb 17, 2007.

  1. Flood Appeal

    A major flood hit the Campbelltown area on Sunday with its main
    disaster point being Queen Street, Campbelltown.

    Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, muttering "Faaackinell".

    The flood decimated the area causing approximately $30 worth of damage.

    Several priceless collections of mementos from the Minto Riots were
    damaged beyond repair.

    Three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals were
    woken well before their Centrelink cheques arrived.

    The Macarthur Advertiser reported that hundreds of residents were
    confused and bewildered and were still trying to come to terms with the
    fact that something interesting had happened in Campbelltown.

    One resident - Tracy Sharon Smith, a 17 year-old mother of 5 said "It
    Was such a shock, my little Chardonnay-Mercedes came running into my
    bedroom crying. My youngest two, Kevin and Jason,slept through it all."

    Apparently looting, muggings and car crime were unaffected and carried
    On as normal.

    The Australian Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of
    Bacardi-Breezers to the area to help the stricken locals.

    Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found
    Large quantities of personal belongings, including Health Care
    Cards,Jewellery from Kmart and Bone China from Big W.


    This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those
    unfortunate enough to be caught up in this disaster.

    Clothing is most sought after - items most needed include:
    baseball caps, tracksuits, singlets (blue & white) white sport socks,
    reebok boots Any other items usually sold in Go -Lo or The Reject Shop.

    Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same.

    Required foodstuffs urgently needed include:

    Microwave meals, Baked beans, Ice cream, Chips, Fizzy drinks.


    $15.00 will be taken out of all donations to buy a packet of winny blue
    25s and a lighter to calm the nerves of those affected.

    **Breaking news**

    Campbelltown Uniting Church has cancelled their local "Nativity Display"
    due to their inability to find three wise men or a virgin.
  2. harsh but humorous
    I presume you won't be riding down Queen Street any time soon?? :LOL:
  3. :LOL: :LOL: Nasty But Funny!!
  4. pffft, wasnt that bad.
  5. That's piss funny!! :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

    Will they take donations of Woodstock Bourbon and cola cans ( the big 440ml ones) and a consignment of wifebeaters?
  6. Seen it before, but replace Campbelltown with Queanbeyan
  7. oi mitch stfu :LOL:

    replace queanbeyan with charnwood
  8. replace Charnwood with Yanco or Whitton
  9. This is not a time for making jokes
  10. I presume you're trying to make a link between this obvious joke and the situation in Queensland? If so, and I'm sure no-one else is worried, why did you resuscitate a four-year old thread :?
  11. .... Chardonnay-Mercedes!!...... *snort*
  12. What's it to you?
  13. Now that is just in poor taste.
  14. :rofl: Are you saying he tastes bad?*

    *Tip of the day - don't kiss him
  15. I thought it was funny,