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Calling god

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Bluey, Jan 3, 2006.

  1. An American decided to write a book

    about famous churches around the world.

    So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando,

    thinking that he would start by working his way across the USAfrom South to North.

    On his first day he was inside a church

    taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read

    "$10,000 per call".

    The American, being intrigued,

    asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for.

    The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for

    $10,000 you could talk to God.

    The American thanked the priest and went along his way.

    Next stop was in

    Atlanta. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw

    the same golden telephone with the same sign under it.

    He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in Orlando and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was.

    She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000

    he could talk to God.

    "O.K., thank you," said the American.

    He then travelled to Indianapolis, Washington DC, Philadelphia,

    Boston and New York.

    In every church he saw the same golden telephone

    with the same "$10,000 per call" sign under it.

    The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel to



    see if Australians had the same phone.

    He arrived in Australia, and again, in the first church he entered, there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read "40 cents per call."

    The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign.

    "Father, I've travelled all over America and I've seen this same

    golden telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line

    to Heaven, but in the US the price was $10,000 per call.

    Why is it so cheap here?"

    The priest smiled and answered,

    "You're in Australia now, son - it's

    a local call".
  2. :LOL: nice one
  3. I don't get it.

    fcuk you "message too short" message.
  4. If you post from the quick reply section you can have the message as short as you like.
  5. Wrong number
  6. why do i want to become a hindu all of a sudden? :shock:
  7. call me..................call me now
  8. and recently you could sms satan direct for 15c if you were in cronulla :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
  9. For a good time, call God :LOL: