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buying a vehicle

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by iwantabiggerbike, Jul 18, 2005.

  1. A couple had been debating buying a vehicle for weeks.

    He wanted a truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could

    zip through traffic around town.

    He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she

    seemed to like was way out of their price range.

    "Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in just a few

    seconds. Nothing else will do. My birthday is coming up so surprise me!"

    He did just that.

    For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale

    Nobody has seen or heard from him since.
  2. 0-100

    Three guys are sitting in a bar.

    The first bloke says "I bought my wife something which goes from 0
    to 100 in 6 seconds".

    The other 2 guys don't know what he's talking about so he
    reveals, "I bought her a nice Porsche".

    The second guy says: "I bought my wife something which goes from 0 to
    100 in 4 seconds".

    One of the others, who knows his cars, answers, "That HAS to
    be a Ferrari - right?"

    "Yeah that's right! I bought my wife a nice red Ferrari"

    The third one says "I bought my wife something which goes from 0 to
    100 in just 2 seconds."

    "THAT CANT BE - The Ferrari is the fastest car in the world?!"

    "Well - it's not a car," he answers.

    Can you guess what it was he bought her?

  3. Muhahahaha. Remind me NOT to play that joke on female relations... ;)