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Bush Humor

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Portagrug, Aug 17, 2012.

  1. Hope its not a re post.. its quite hard to search joke theories.
    A Northern Territories (Oz) farm hand, radios back to the farm manager.

    'Boss, I got one helluva problem here... I hit a ruddy pig with the truck. The pig seems OK, but he's stuck in the roo-bars on the front
    and is wriggling and squealing so bloody much, I can't get 'im out.'

    The manager says, 'Ok, there's a ... 303 rifle behind the seat in the rack, take it, shoot the pig and you'll be able to remove it.'

    Five minutes later the farm hand calls back, 'I did what you said Boss. Took the gun, shot the pig in the head and removed him from the
    bull-bars. No problem there, but I still can't go on'.

    'So what's the f**king problem now mate?' raged the Manager.'

    'Well boss, it's his motor-bike... it's stuck under the wheel arch and the bloody blue light wont stop flashing... ullo... you still there Boss?'
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  2. Maybe disconnect the battery for starters...
  3. Didn't see that one coming!
  4. Thats gold straight to the pool room