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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by R1_lover, Apr 15, 2006.

  1. Got barred from Bunnings last night!

    Some prick in a green apron asked me if l wanted decking :shock: ...luckily l got the first punch in :twisted:

  2. Should should have seen the reaction I got from the unhelpful biatch at the front desk when I asked for help getting a screw! :p :LOL:
  3. Im not quite sure i get it.. You punched out a guy in bunnings? why?

    Is this long weekend with no sunny weather driving everyone nuts?
  4. Eswen....lmao....this is the jokes section...have another read..lol
  5. It's not even 2:30 yet. I'm impressed Eswen's even awake this early. :p :LOL:
  6. getting up at 6am is a hard habit to get out of when i know i have to go back to it in a few days :(

    i think i get it now :p everyone is bored so they are starting strange threads to make me confused... ITS A CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!!!!

  7. Yeah what about the girl who was buying curtain rods and the same prick in the green apron asked "Do you need a screw with that"

    And she said no but l'll suck you off for the toaster in the window :LOL: :LOL:
  8. I even changed my avatar so you wouldn't recognise me. :twisted: :LOL:
  9. yeah i know, I keep thinking youre tenoq now
  10. Damn. Does tenoq already have Foamy? :mad: :cry:
  11. he did at one stage, but then so did i. Im not sure if he still does. but the thing is he had pretty much the same pose as you do :p
  12. took me way to long to get this hey :) :) :)
  13. By the time you're 18 you should've been decked or decked whoever was trying to deck you.

    I guess these days you say you "pwned his ass" or something else with an american twang.
  14. Total pwnage is indeed the catch phrase at all the pub brawls i attend.
  15. no you misunderstood me.. I was confused about why she knocked him out
  16. hey eswen whats with your aviator???
    OMG its gross
  17. Aviator?? where'd you fly in from?? :LOL: :LOL: :shock:
  18. aviator? noice :LOL:
    its a steak ... I thought you liked meat?