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Bump Day Funny - Hurricane Katrina

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by pvda, Oct 12, 2005.

  1. It's been a few weeks since the hurricane destroyed New Orleans and this has just landed in my InBox.

    President Bush has just released a statement following his investigation into the New Orleans disaster - he's blaming the whole thing on a Muslim suicide plumber.

    President Bush has asked for pop groups to stage a benefit concert for the victims of New Orleans however Katrina and the Waves have been told to 'f' off.

    The Mayor of New Orleans has denied rumours the Mardi Gras is cancelled. He says he's expecting a record number of floats this year on Main St!

    Five black men in purple dinner jackets & bow ties were found floating today under a pier in New Orleans. DNA tests later identified them as The Drifters. Rumour has it they were under the boardwalk, down by the sea.

    Eric Burden & the animals are re-releasing their earlier hit, it begins "There was a house in New Orleans"

    Hurricane Katrina, typical woman! When she came she was warm, wild and wet. When she left she took the house and contents with her.

    Two planeloads of volunteers left BROADMEADOWS today bound for New Orleans to assist with the looting.
  2. Yep, you know you live on the Gulf Coast when;

    You have FEMA's number on your speed dial.

    You have more than 20 C and D batteries in your kitchen drawer.

    Your pantry contains more than 10 cans of Spaghetti-Os.

    You are thinking of repainting your house to match the plywood covering
    your windows.

    You are delighted to pay only $3 for a gallon of unleaded.

    The road leading to your house has been declared a "No-wake Zone"

    You decide that your patio furniture looks better on the bottom of the

    You own more than three large coolers.

    You can wish that other people get hit by a hurricane and not feel the
    least bit guilty about it.

    Three months ago you couldn't hang a shower curtain; Today you can
    assemble a portable generator by candlelight.

    You catch a 5-pound catfish.......in your driveway.

    You can recite from memory whole portions of your homeowners' insurance policy.

    At BBQ parties, women are attracted to the guy with the biggest

    You have had tuna fish more than 5 days in a row.

    There is a roll of tar paper in your garage.
    You can rattle off the names of three or more meteorologists who work
    at the Weather Channel.

    Someone comes to your door to tell you they found your roof.

    Ice is a valid topic of conversation.

    Relocating to South Dakota does not seem like such a crazy idea.
  3. Dont forget about the looters !