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Bump Day Funny - How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by pvda, Nov 2, 2005.

  1. A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
    "What are you doing?" She asked.
    "Hunting Flies" He responded.

    "Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
    "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

    Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"

    He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
  2. ouch, cold dinner in the shed for you tonight, buddy!
  3. Hee!

    I like it!
  4. That's a ripper :LOL:, now I am wondering what sex the ones that committed suicide on my helmet on yesterdays ride are :?: Well they at least hit someone in the head before they died? Must have all been guy's married and wanting to commit suicide :LOL: :LOL: