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Bugger "emoticons" have some "assicons"

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Iffracem, Mar 30, 2006.

  1. We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:
    :) or :) means a smile and
    :( OR :-( is a frown or sad.

    Well, how about some "assicons"? Here goes:
    (_!_) a regular ass

    (__!__) a fat ass

    (!) a tight ass

    (_*_) a sore ass

    {_!_} a swishy ass

    (_o_) an ass hole

    (_x_) kiss my ass

    (_zzz_) a tired ass

    (_E=mc2_) a smart ass

    (_$_) Money coming out of his ass

    (_?_) Dumb Ass

    oo*" "*o.o*" "*o.
    o o *o
    .o o 'o
    o o o.
    o o o
    o \o/ o
    o --0-- o
    o. /o\ o
    o o o
    o o o
    o o oo
    oo o oo
    oo. oo oo
    'ooo. oo. ooo
    o ""oo,, ,,oO-'Oo, ,,,,,oo"o
    o. """"" oo """"" o
    'o oo o'
    o oo o
    'o o o*
    o o o
    o o o
    o o o
    o o o
    o o o

    You have just been e-mooned!

    Happy e-mooning!!!
  2. Where is asshat?
  3. . ___

    There's a stab at it ;)
  4. .....__
  5. Pity the "mooning" didn't post properly....

    It's supposed to look like [IMG:305:468:20fd339227]http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/iffracem/emoon.jpg[/img:20fd339227]this
  6. Lots happening down south I see today :p :grin:
  7. Probably heaps...

    But not at my desk :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
  8. is that a NWS pic? whatever it is, its blocked by my ISP at work...
  9. With this sort of time on his hands, jj is obviously a huge ASSet to the company!
  10. Not really, just a jpg screenshot of what the text should have looked like :-k
    Ok, it is a big nekid arse, but drawn with circles and crosses :?

    Good one Hornet! the netrider king of semantics!!

    Actually, work and I have come to an agreement, I wont bother them if they don't bother me, I wont be bothered if they still pay me :LOL:
    Just got at find a way of telling them thats the agreement, without too much bother :p

    I'm in "negotiations" re: other employment prospects, and I heard on the grape-vine from a friend of my sisters'-boyfriends' second cousins' mother, that a round of voluntary redundancy is gunna happen next month, PERFECT timing :woot:
  11. there we go. use the (code) bbcode tag.
  12. Iffracem, nice signature.

    Me personally, I'm a Caring Understanding Nice Type. :grin:
  13. Very clever, boys!! :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

    BTW, what's the fascination with donkeys????
  14. Well done LiL