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Bruce and Sheila

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by generalyuehfei, Mar 14, 2006.

  1. Bruce is driving over the Sydney Harbour Bridge one day when he sees his girlfriend, Sheila about to throw herself off.

    Bruce slams on the brakes and yells "Sheila, what the hell d'ya think you're doing?"

    Sheila turns around with a tear in her eye and says, "G'day Bruce. Ya got me pregnant and so now I'm gonna kill myself."

    Bruce gets a lump in his throat when he hears this. He says "Strewth Sheila..... Not only are you a great shag but you're a real sport too."
    And drives off.
  2. hahahaha :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
  3. :eek: :shock: Thats low . Why do I read these jokes.
  4. Does she have a sister??
  5. Liked the joke, loved the response!
  6. Mother is probably unavailable also :shock: (for obvious reasons and of course after Sheila was born)
  7. Nah - push the bloke off the bridge and let the kid claim on his estate.....hmm, not a real bad thought!!
  8. What, his boxes of Picture and People mags and empty beer can collection?