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Bright Kid!

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by pvda, May 9, 2005.

  1. Mum & Dad decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon "quickie" with their 8 year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with an ice cream and tell him to report on all the neighbourhood activities.

    He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:

    "There's a car being towed from the parking lot" he shouted.

    A few moments passed.
    "An ambulance just drove by"

    A few moments later,
    "Looks like the Anderson's have company" he called out.

    "Matt's riding a new bike....."

    "The Coopers are having sex!!"

    Startled, Mother and Dad shot up in bed!!!
    Dad cautiously asked, "How do you know they are having sex??"
    "Jimmy Cooper is standing out on his balcony with an ice cream too."

  2. I've heard that one too many times to make it funny any more...
    However at the addition of 'Matt's riding a new bike'.. it makes it an entirely new and hilarious joke. :D