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Bridge Cop

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by CelticKnight, Oct 10, 2010.

  1. Joe is pulled over, for speeding over a bridge, by a cop riding behind some bushes at the end of the bridge.

    While the cop is writing Joe a ticket, the cop asks 'So, what do you do for a job?'. Joe replies 'Well you see sir, I am a profession ass stretcher' The cops entrigued, 'Ass stretcher? what the hells that!' The cop asks.

    Joe replies 'Well, we get an large guy, and we insert a device in his ass, and after a few days we move a screw and we widen it. few days later we widen it a little more. After 3 months of this we have a 6ft asshole!'

    'What do you do with a six foot asshole!' Exclaims the cop
    'We put him at the end of a bridge, with a radar gun'.


    Sorry its so long! Enjoy.
  2. sorry but i lol-ed