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Brands and booze

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by BitSar, Dec 21, 2011.

  1. Bike................................drink
    What brand drinks what?



    Honda = Beer, domestic, safe - I know what I'm getting

    Yamaha = Beer, whatever, don't care - as long as there's HEAPS

    Suzuki = Beer, domestic, low-carb

    Kawasaki = Beer or Bourbon, don't care as long as its cheap.

    Harley = Bourbon, Whisky something brown straight up

    Buell = As above, with cola

    Ducati = Latte please

    Triumph = Port or Sherry, to the Queen

    Aprilia = Grappa or Ouzo, let's get smashed fast

    Benelli = As above but faster
     
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  2. Looks like I'm buying a Yamaha for my next bike.
     
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  3. I have a port barrel :dance:
     
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  4. #4 Tone2, Dec 21, 2011
    Last edited by a moderator: Oct 24, 2015
    Hyosung = apple cider
     
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  5. Vincent -- Brandy that was old when Napoleon marched on Moscow.
     
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  6. Looks like I need a Buell... Not a bad thing :LOL:
     
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  7. Kawasaki = Beer or Bourbon, don't care as long as its cheap.

    Noooooooooooo!!!!...... Vino (wine) for me... and not the cheapest crap either!! 114.
     
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  8. BMW all of the above
     
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  9. Scooterist = Chardonnay drinker, surely?
     
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  10. no ktm?? thats sad :(
     
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  11. This is the real reason I'm selling my Kawasaki, but as a scotch drinker, what should I be riding?
     
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  12. You can always add to the list :D

    KTM = Scandinavian Vodka over Crushed mountain gravel ice cubes
     
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  13. Just for you MrBling

    BMW = Minimum 12 year single malt Highland Scotch Whisky.

    See.....all better now (y)
     
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  14. CZ/Jawa -- Something made from fermented potatoes and distilled in the backyard
     
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  15. 50cc moped = water :D
     
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  16. Ural - Vodka, with the added advantage of 3 wheels when you overdo it.
     
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  17. FYM (sachs) - Cleanskin
     
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  18. Moped - I cant afford this..
     
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  19. I'm into my home brew. Not sure if that fits the scooter stereo type.
     
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  20. ^ Gold :rofl:
     
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