is there are a protocol for farting on the bike? am i meant to lift one cheek? or two? if i was doin a wheelie and i did a fart could i upset the bikes balance? and has anyone here ever ridden behind another rider and then thought, farrrrrr out that stinks? i think they just did one. and if i was rollling in front of a hwp car and squeezed one out would they be able to revel in it's aftertaste like when you're following someone smoking and you can smell it? i'm bored and have many deep and flatulent questions.