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Bored??

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by revhead998, Apr 11, 2010.

  1. Have a look at this thing, maybe common but I've never seen it before.
    http://www.cleverbot.com


     
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  2. Thats wierd.and im not sure it was AI as it had a husband.
     
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  3. Wow i haven't been on that site in ages.
     
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  4. even got a sense of humour

    What is your name?
    Jack
    My name is Cleverbot.
    Are you gay?
    My name is Cleverbot and I'm as straight as a ruler!
    how straight is a ruler?
    Not very straight.
     
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  5. Hours of entertainment...

    My name is Cleverbot.
    Are you gay?
    No, why?
    someone told me you were.
    Oh, who did you hear it from?
    yo momma, cracka!!!
    I don't think so.
    you know it.
    she said cleverbot is well bent yo
    Really?
    i speak the truth playa
    Lol, you are a cool dude.
    thanks cleverbot, your OK.
     
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  6. User: Do you think I will be a star on my gsxr.

    Cleverbot: I don't know you.

    User: Im gonna go far on my gsxr.

    Cleverbot: Goodbye. I look forward to talking to you again soon.
     
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  7. fark even a machine thinks i am boring
     
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  8. User: Do you like Honda.

    Cleverbot: They make cars. F team is not really good. I don't mind Honda.

    User: Do you like Suzukie.

    Cleverbot: Yes. Do you?

    User: No.

    User: Do you like yamaha.

    Cleverbot: Do you like me?

    User: Do you like harley.

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Do you like kawasaki.

    Cleverbot: What is kat-tun. I'm sorry I'm not Japanese.
     
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  9. hahahaha!

    me: I ride a motorbike.
    him:I don't have any.
    me: Because you are silly?
    him: Because YOU are silly, silly!
    me: I think you don't ride motorbikes because you're a cun!!t.
    him: What is wikipedia?
     
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  10. how u know its a him?
     
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  11. Mine is a 16yo girl who is wearing nothing apparently :shock:

    User: Do you speak french?

    Cleverbot: No, do you?

    User: Non.

    Cleverbot: You just spoke French ! 'Non' means 'No'. Therefore, you speak French. Liar.

    User: You got me! You are clever.

    Cleverbot: I know.

    ************

    Cleverbot: I'll sleep on that.

    User: I'll sleep on you if you're lucky.

    Cleverbot: You are not going to sleep. You are going to stay up until your eyes bleed.

    User: Wow that is intense. YOu are mean.
     
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  12. stupid robot doesnt know what a r6 revs out to
     
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  13. lol thats Yamahas secret spice
     
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