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Bored at Work?

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Dazza, Jun 24, 2005.

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  2. Yamaha FJR1300 (slightly too powerful for me i think! and a bit on the hugeee side)

    You scored 3 moxie, 8 zeal, and 1 pomp

    ..what's moxie?
  3. You are a squid. Your bike is a 600cc Japanese Sportbike. Take your pick, it really doesn't matter, since you're going to wad it.

    You are the primary source of extra bits of fairing plastic on eBay.

    When you're riding in the mountains, you have a hard time keeping up with that Olde Pharte on a Triumph Thruxton without blowing the centerline in the twisties and going WFO on every straight. (You're not a bad rider, but you're just not as good as you think you are.)

    On a hot day, you're likely to be seen weaving through highway traffic at warp speed, wearing sneakers and a t-shirt blowing up your back.

    The good news for you is that this is a temporary phase in your riding career. You will either (a) buzzsplat or (b) become more acutely conscious of your own mortality after a few minor but eye-openingly lucky crashes.

    Take it to the track. You'll live longer.

    You scored higher than 78% on moxie
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    You scored higher than 54% on zeal
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    You scored higher than 80% on pomp

  4. Yamaha FJR1300
    Must have a fire sale somewhere, wouldn't mind giving one a fling tho
  5. Site powered by Yamaha.

    :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
  6. You're addicted to speed, but have the knowledge and experience to match. Although you like to win, you don't really care so much about competing with others as much as competing with yourself.

    Your bike is the Yamaha YZF R1. Given how easily the rear wheel on this beast spins up coming out of turns, it is fortunate that you constantly work to improve your skills. (I've seen more R1s crash at track days than any other bike.)

    It was a close decision with the Suzuki GSXR1000, but your personality seemed a bit more R1-ish. (But hey, I could be wrong. Its only a silly test.)

    You scored higher than 69% on moxie
    You scored higher than 88% on zeal
    You scored higher than 7% on pomp

    FFS! I am nearly a suzuki rider! I need a drink.
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  8. Yep, I'm a naked kind of bloke..
    Harley 883 sportster or
    Buell XB12R or
    Aprilia Tuono R or
    Harley's V-Rod or
    Ducati Monster or
    Hot chick, umm,

    Oh shit, I got work to do..
  9. FJR1300. Does this guy get comission on FJR1300's?
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  11. DOH :facepalm: ](*,) ](*,) ](*,) :LOL:


    Cheers 8)